Top 6 Illegal (or just really inconsiderate) Pinterest Ideas

We've all seen Pinterest fails.  Cookie Monster cupcakes that deteriorate into a melting blob of blue icing, disturbing images of babies in strands of lights that were supposed to be sweet turning into pictures of their seeming last moments as they attempt to strangle themselves in Christmas cheer...but is this the worst of Pinterest? What if this amazing online corkboard of ideas from women across America's blogosphere was encouraging followers to disobey the law?

They are.

DUH DUH DUH DUUUH!!!! DUH DUH DUUUUUUH!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5, in case you couldn't follow my musical intonation over the computer screen...)

Of course, not all Pinterest users fall for these, and all of those who do, do not do so on purpose. But without further ado, here are (in some semblance of reverse order) the top 6 things on Pinterest that could land you in hot water.  At least you'll have day old orange peels and cinnamon sticks in there to keep you company.

6.

This is from a song by The Lumineers.  I don't know anything about this group, and have never heard this song as far as I know.  

This is a fad called "Subway Art".  Basically a fun graphic of lyrics from a popular song, printed on photographic paper, matted, stuck in a frame, and hung on the walls in your bedroom, living room, or nursery, this is illegal.

Why?

These words are intellectual property of the songwriters.  They wrote them, and are probably trying to market their own posters, tshirts, or other stuff with these words, and creating your own is STEALING.

Editor's note:  I have been alerted to the fact that this may fall under fair use laws.  Having done a little research on it, I've found it's rather a gray area, but did read that the very least that should be done is acknowledge the songwriter.

5.

Valentines Day bookmarks made with paint chips and a hole punch.  To be used in your copy of "The Ultimate Home Decorator's Guide to Paint"

Yes!  I know, right, how disappointing to see these crafts on this list!  Paint chip crafts are so cute and cheap!  This is isn't exactly illegal, just really inconsiderate.

Why?

These paint chips are provided at no cost to customers to aid customers in selecting the right paint for their projects.  Unless you are upcycling paint chips left over from your huge bathroom remodel when you couldn't decide which of the forty different shades of pink you wanted to overwhelm your guests with, you are gypping the store.  Frankly, if there aren't signs already popping up at Home Depots across America that read  "If you're only interested in crafting with these, go away," more store managers need to get on Pinterest.  To put this in terms relevant to our everyday lives, this would be like someone walking into McDonald's, walking right past the registers to the ketchup dispensers, filling a travel mug with ketchup and leaving.  The stuff is provided at no cost for a specific reason (painting/dipping your fries in), and if you are just taking it all home because you want to, that makes it kind of STEALING.  So, be nice, and leave the paint chips there.

4.

Wedding favors.  CDs of your favorite love songs, or your wedding playlist.

This should be obvious to most of us, but just in case, I thought I'd mention it.  Unless you were able to find good recordings of love songs from the 1920s, chances are, you're breaking the law.

Why?

Just about every artist who performs a song is trying to sell it.  By providing for free what someone is trying to sell, you are taking away 50-300 potential sales depending on how many guests you provide them for.  It doesn't matter if you know that 200 of those 300 would never buy any of the songs on the CD, you are still giving away stuff that doesn't belong to you.
The only way you could do this without breaking the law is buying one mp3 of every song per disk you were intending to make.  As you can see, this would get very expensive. The disk shown above, for example, looks like it has around 20 songs on it.  Each CD would cost you about $20-$25 to make, and so if you have a wedding with even as few as 50 guests, you'd be spending about as much on favors as your reception hall.  Since no one is going to do something so uneconomical, they only buy one copy of each song and burn it to the fifty CDs, which is, you guessed it, STEALING.

3.

I like Despicable Me as much as the next girl, but something about the idea of combining toddlers and minions really scares me.

"Whaaaaa?!" Yes, unfortunately, these too.  Believe it or not, Minions or any other favorite character of any movie is trademarked.  They are intellectual property of the film studio who put all the money into the project, and by selling unlicensed hats such as this, you make it clear that you like the idea of Minions, but you're not willing to pay the people who thought them up, thus capitalizing on someone else's creativity.  Crocheting your own Minion hats, though they are cute, popular and very easily whipped together, is STEALING.

2.

Oh, dear.  

Somewhere along the line, hacking the system became legal?  Using this "legal" process of downloading mp3s, you can go to Taylor Swift's VEVO channel on YouTube, select "Begin Again" and, instead of paying her for the work she does by purchasing it for a buck on iTunes, get it for free.  How would you like it if you recorded a sweet song about meeting the guy of your dreams at a cafe, and somebody decided they liked it...but didn't want to pay you the dollar you were asking for it, so downloaded the sound file from behind your music video?
This is STEALING.

1.

Doesn't everyone dance sideways in four inch heels on the railroad tracks?

Ah, cliches. But this cliche is, actually, illegal.  Besides being very dangerous, taking pictures on railroad tracks is trespassing and has punitive consequences if you're caught.  Please, for your own safety and clean crime record, keep off the tracks.  If nothing else, it'll be one less picture to pressure the rest of the world into dangerous folly.

Those are my top 6 illegal (or just really inconsiderate) Pinterest ideas.  Feel free to share any Pinterest peeves of your own below, but most of all, let's all do a better job of making the internet a place where consideration for all artists, businesses, property holders, and creators, not just ourselves, comes first.

The Letters of Jane Austen, Part the First

I've been over this interest of mine before, but after reading this posthumously published collection of Jane Austen's letters to her dearest friends, I was struck with the amazing resemblance this woman bears to her witty but deep heroines.  Enjoy the following self-designed "meme" series. :)

Obviously, not all of these are hilarious or sage, but they are certainly consistent with Jane Austen's characters.  And that is what makes them funny to me.  Watch for more!

Snow?

Seriously?

Another design project.

My friend, Allie Hawbaker, teaches piano, and we worked together to design this tear-off advertisement for her family's bank community board. I thought up the design, and whipped this together in just over an hour, satisfying my client in the first try.

Obviously, it's designed to look like a piano... But, further than that, it's monochromatic scheme is purposeful, not only picking up on the color of the keys, but also sheet music, and because of the "busy" key design, I felt clean and modern design everywhere else was important.

The choice of fonts was made to remind one of the maker name at the center of your average piano, and the typewriter font sort of contrasts the frilly with a clunkiness that seemed fitting, too, as piano is a large, cumbersome instrument that can make very graceful music. Besides that, Allie's other passion is writing, so I thought the typewriter look was perfect on a number of levels. :-)

The bummer with the design (that very few might notice, but does bug me a little) is that the "logo" is not centered on middle C. *sigh* :-)

And so the season begins...

Knitting a hat, and listening to my extensive Enya music library on shuffle.

Yup, it's officially Polly Wolly Fall. So 'cited! :-D

{This particular hat will be a Flower Hat in black. Classy spunk for a nine month old sweetheart.}

Some Design Work

It's not amazing, but it's been fun to do. They're graphically-appealing, consistent teaching tools for music lessons.  Feel free to print them off and use them with your students if you like them well enough! Just right click on the image, select "open link in new tab", and print off through your browser. :)

1. Beat Division Worksheet (Level One)

In Suzuki method, beginner students are taught correct time using phrases, punctuated with a rhythm as you say it.  For those of you who are musically inclined, you can understand an example of this by saying "Mississippi Hot Dog" to the rhythm of four sixteenth notes and two eighth notes.  This method is enacted because counting them properly involves some math and comprehension that most children who do Suzuki method are too young to understand.  So, the counting patterns are taught in word rhythms. As a musician, I would rather start the child later, when they can understand the universal method of counting rhythms as early in their musical development as possible, than start them so very young, and not teach it till they have been playing for three to five years as the Suzuki method does.

Anyway, this worksheet is intended to go along with Suzuki book 1 or any elementary instrument course as a  fun way to teach basic beat divisions without word patterns.  Simply have your student draw a line from the symbol to the name, and then to the proper method of counting it.  Numbers in parentheses indicate rest counting, as I count rests in whispers and notes at normal volume.

2. Beat Division Worksheet (Level Two)

Like the other, this is a worksheet to speak to proper counting of rhythms. Unlike the other, it involves more complex rhythms such as triplets and dotted rhythms.  Your student will, no doubt encounter dotted rhythms before triplets and fairly close on the heels of the basic rhythms above, but this worksheet drills beat divisions of one and three, while still maintaining knowledge of the "twos".

3. Violin Anatomy Study Page and Testing Guide

While the other pages speak to really any instrument, obviously this page is really only helpful to those of us teaching violin.  I recommend printing this off as a kind of poster for your student (or child) to see frequently, learning the various parts of the instrument.  This will help them communicate better with the teacher.  I also recommend having the parent or an older friend of the student test the student on it throughout the week, so when he/she goes to lessons the next time, the teacher can do the same, and the child will get a perfect score! It will also help the parent understand the teacher's recommendations regarding the instrument (i.e. the teacher recommends the bridge be replaced, and the parent knows exactly what he/she is talking about.).

Well, that's the fun stuff I've been doing recently!  I hope someone will enjoy it! There may be more later, though, so stay tuned for other things.

Pinterest Experiment III: Paper Roses

Paper roses. Click on the link below for photo instructions.

Mine turned out fine! I think it's pretty, and have ideas for similar things. :-)

Pardon the picture; I'm mobile blogging right now, having taken the picture on my font-facing tablet camera. :-P

http://pinterest.com/pin/543668986236502589/

Eighteenth and Nineteenth Century Dance

Many of you know that I'm kind of an English lit fangirl, particularly enjoying Austen and Dickens.  I've read most of their writings, I've watched multiple film versions of my favorite ones, and perhaps most of all, enjoy music, costuming, and dances from the era.

Ranging from the upbeat to the serene, the elegance of the "English Country Dance" captivates me. The women stand on the man's right, demonstrating their helping (think of someone's right-hand man), yet equal position in society, and the beautiful steps draw patterns on the ballroom floor, almost tying an invisible complicated knot.  The dance is also cooperative, a minor set made up of two or three couples, a general set made up of as many minor sets (usually just referred to as sets) as the room would fit, and was truly an integral part of English communities, bringing together the wealthy (such as Emma Woodhouse) and the poor (as per Elizabeth Bennet) for a friendly, integrated social event. While there was some status to being chosen as a partner, much degradation for being left out, and sometimes, romantic hopes inspired by one's repeated selection to dance, participants danced equally with their own sex as the other, adding to the collective nature of the activity.

Well, I've been looking into some dances familiar to period drama fans through film, some in more than one, as well as some that you may have never heard of, coming across some links which may be helpful to other people with similar interests. I've tried to gather them all together in one place, making it more helpful, hopefully, for those who don't know exactly where to look.

Firstly, you may need a brief course or refresher on the terms used in the dancing instructions.  Just in case, an organization's website, Toronto English Dance, has an .html here for this purpose.

For the tunes made famous by A&E's 1995 production of Pride and Prejudice, click here. This sheet music is courtesy of the Pemberley Players, the group of musicians who arranged and recorded the music from that film, through the Jane Austen Centre at Bath.

Instructions for these dances can be found across the web in various locations, but I have here a list of the links to instructions listed out:
-Mr. Beveridge's Maggot, Grimstock, Shrewsbury Lasses
-(You can find most of the dances at this site, but they're not very well done, so I am only using it for the remaining more difficult to find instructions)

For the music to the gorgeous "Hole in the Wall" found in A&E's Emma and the BBC production of Elizabeth Gaskell's Wives and Daughters, click here.

For instructions on dancing it, visit the Country Dance and Song Society's webpage.

The following don't necessarily have a film appearance, but are still beautiful dances from the era to learn and play!

Finally, for .pdf files of 191 English Country Dances, collected and edited in the early 1900s by a man named Cecil Sharp, click here.  Most of these dances will more than likely not be familiar to you, except perhaps some as folk songs, but hey!  They're English Country Dances, so who's complaining?!
For instructions on dancing the Sharp Dances, click here.

For Palmer Pocket Playford sheet music (only treble line), click here.  For Palmer Pocket Playford dance instructions, click here.

Pinterest Experiment II: Mobile Device Customization

Okay, so not exactly, because the thing I saw was for Apple products, and used some app that I didn't really feel a need to download, even if it was available as an Android app. Which isn't likely, being that there are a lot of app designers who only produce cool apps for the Apple market. And, yes, I am now whining.

But, regardless, the pin got me thinking, "What if I could figure out a way to make my tablet a little more, well, mine?" Much as I love Android, admittedly the wallpapers that come on the device are not the spunky, sweet, charming, bright, sunshiny, colorful backgrounds this Polly wants on her home screen.

And this is how I got started. As a potentially important note, the following instructions are for use within the Android Pinterest app, available through Google Play (Android's app system, if you are a Apple nerd or don't know much about Android). You should read through them, but there are instructions following on doing the same thing through your Chrome browser.

From Pinterest:

In the Pinterest 'Design' category board, I'll often run across really cute pictures of textiles or scrapbook paper. So, if you find one of these you absolutely love, tap the pin. In the lower right-hand corner, you will see a settings button, and when you two it, select the option "save to device".

When your notification bar in the upper left-hand corner says that the image is saved, go to your photo gallery. (At this point, I should mention that there is a possibility some of these buttons and photo galleries may be set up differently between tablets and phones, so if you have an Android phone, play around with it, and let me know through your comments how you did it.) In your photo gallery, at least on my device, will be an album labeled "Pins". Just as long it's in one of your albums, we're good. If you need to crop a measuring tape out or would like to change anything with the small photo-editing software on your device, now's the time to do it. Then, navigate to your home page, tap and hold until the option to select wallpaper from gallery, live wallpapers, or normal wallpapers appears, tap "From Gallery", find your saved pin, and select it.

Now, it will ask you to define where you want it to crop. Crop it as large as you can, because, particularly in tablets, the pictures may not be very high quality, so the smaller your cropped image, the more pixelated your background. Hit "OK", and enjoy your new home page!

From the Web:

If you have a picture in Chrome you would like to save to your device, click on the image. It should either open a window of the picture behind which you will see the original web page, or continue to the page it's hosted on. In any case, tap and hold the picture, select "save to device", and proceed as above.

{There is a possibility that some images may be under copyright, so please don't print the image out for any reason, and if there is a watermark on the picture, either leave it in your cropped background, or don't use it at all. We all love to share, but there are men and women making a livelihood off their photography or paper, and it is our responsibility to be sure we are honoring their work.}

Well, I had fun playing around! I hope you have found another cool thing to do with your techno-gadget that will brighten your day.

Pinterest Experiment I: Almond Bread

Almond bread? It sounds a little weird, maybe, but it was a recipe I found on Pinterest today, and I decided to try it.

{For those others of you on Pinterest, I tend to be one of those pinners who pin things, but don't try them. I have decided to try to fix that, and this is the first experiment of however-many-i-do.}

The link to the original recipe is here.

{For those of you who may be gluten-free, this recipe would be a super easy one to amend by exchanging the wheat flour with almond and coconut flours. Really, I'm sure you could use whatever gluten-free flour mix you wanted, these flours are just preferred as far as I'm concerned because I have reactions to white rice}

But, before we go any further, allow me to say that I edited the recipe quite a bit, so this is not one of those "Pinstrosity" kind of posts, you know, those wonderful cooks who test the recipes, and post about how bad a recipe it was so the world will avoid it at all costs. I was just trying it, and thought I would blog it while I was at it.

The changes made were, most notably, no poppy seeds. I love poppy seeds, but they don't usually live in my cabinets, so I couldn't bring them to the party. Or, more simply, I didn't have any, so I didn't use any. Also, we had hardly any oil, so I only used 3/4 cup oil instead of 1 1/8 cups, and it was half olive oil, and half coconut oil, instead of vegetable cooking oil. I didn't foresee this being a problem, because there's so much milk in it, and I used whole milk, so there was more fat from there, and instead of fake butter flavoring, I used real butter, which is healthier, anyway.  I wish I could have reduced the sugar, because it needs 2 1/4 cups, which seems like way to much for two loaves, but I did not mess with that because I felt like I had pushed my luck already. I also didn't drizzle it, mainly because I don't have orange juice, so as far as the orange glaze goes, "I know nussingk!" :-)

Well, it was very moist, but both loaves seemed a little dense, and while I absolutely love almond flavoring, having it in something so bready was a little weird. The flavor was fine, it just took some getting used to the taste with that texture. I was going to eat it the way I do lemon poppy seed bread, plain with no butter, but the somewhat "sharp" taste of the almond extract needed the softening of some butter. I think the glaze is what would make this dessert bread phenomenal. I'm not going to toss the recipe, pulling it down from my virtual corkboard, but if I try again, serving it with some ice cream or some other complimentary dessert item would be better. As a final note, it may just be my circa 1950 electric oven, but I had to bake these loaves for about 80 minutes, which is 20-30 minutes longer than the recipe calls for. Do what you like with that info, but there it is. :-)

My PollyPinRating is 4 out of 5. My edits to the recipe may have done it no favors, but it was just a tad dense, and without some other flavors balancing the almond, the taste buds get a little weary of the flavor. The amount of unhealthy ingredients in the recipe also goes into this number; namely white sugar and cooking oil.

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The Violinist's Vacuum

Yes, you read that right.  This is what happens when you start teaching something.  Things start popping up as pedagogy tools all over the place.

When you're teaching violin, pencils are used to teach proper bow technique, balls are placed to help keep the correct distance between your palm and the neck of your instrument, and popsicle sticks with Velcro straps force a beginner student to keep the right wrist position.  But I'm guessing that few teachers implement vacuums.  While my student cannot afford such an expensive pedagogical tool, I delight in sharing with you the ideal vacuum for instructing your violin pupil in proper bow hand fluidity.

The "Shark Navigator Lift-Away Professional Vacuum - Model NV356".

Now.  Why is it that I would highly recommend this vacuum to violinists of all ages and abilities?  Because of its swivel head feature.

This vacuum is steered by rotating the handle.  This means (drumroll, please) that you can vacuum your room simply by turning the wrist.  You can turn it the way you turn most vacuums, too, but for violinists, the ability to rotate your wrist independent of your elbow and shoulder is crucial to good form.  Another plus is that it also puts little to no strain on the muscles between your individual arm joints (shoulder to elbow, elbow to wrist).

Violinists, particularly fiddlers, need their arms to be as relaxed as possible in playing.  Training one's arm to remain in a root position from the shoulder to elbow allows the elbow and wrist to do their thing.  One thing, perhaps the thing, that violinists need to look out for is tightness in their joints, and the absence of fluid motion.  Tight muscles lead to fatigue, and even bad circulation by cutting of blood supply.  This vacuum, if used with its swivel head feature, would help fiddlers and classical players alike reinforce that circular wrist action so necessary for good form--in a common, everyday, extra-practicing section of our time.  And for those of my readers who don't play this awesome instrument, I would say two things:

- Number One -
Consider picking it up.  Hah!  You probably felt that coming.

- Number Two -

I would still get this vacuum.  The swivel head feature reduces strain on the joints and muscles that everyone could benefit from.  Relaxed form is crucial not just to musicians but all people who want to live an ache-free life.

Yes.  *sigh*.  Who knew musicians and vacuuming could be such good buddies? ♥

Knitting: English vs. Continental

If I were to pick one question I like to ask fellow or beginning crafters (and I do, quite frequently), that question would be, "which way do you knit?"

Now, this tends to be dangerous ground.  This is the Republican vs. Democrat, Lutheran vs. Calvinist, Union vs. Confederate argument of the knitting world.  Everybody has their different way, and this is mine:

I knit continental.  I learned to knit English back when I was maybe 6 or 7 from my Granny, and did not stick with it.  I lost the knack, and when I decided to pick it up again, I just couldn't get my fingers to work that way.  My mom and I went online and watched knitting videos, and decided to try the continental way.  We figured it out, and that's the way I've done it since.

One thing several people have observed to me is that continental knitting and crocheting are very similar.  The yarn goes over your left hand.

The other thing to observe is that when reading, we are taught to go from left to right.  When knitting continental, your yarn is on your left, and you are working the yarn to your right.  It is, for me, a very natural flow of things.

English, however, is the style of knitting you are more likely to be taught if you learn from your grandmother.  It is the older style, and thus the more established form.  Asking an older woman to knit continental would be like asking a Italian to read Spanish.  They might be able to do it, but it isn't as comfortable, and that's fine, that's what they are accustomed to.

For those who are beginners, though, perhaps continental is the way to go.  I bear no ill will those who knit differently than I, but found that continental was helpful to me, and wanted to make sure I afforded those who are interested in learning the same opportunity. ♥

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Catty

"With subtle hostility in an effort to annoy."

Over the last few years, I've learned to LOVE to knit.  I learned to knit when I was very small, but never enjoyed it until recently.  I kind of go through stages, knitting different things in large numbers at different times, and last year, it was the:

See-How-Many-Silly-Cat-Collars-You-Can-Get-Your-Patient-Kitty-To-Wear year.

Yep, I turned out some interesting ones.  Like the "Shakespeare Collar".

Looking at it from the front, it was poofy-like, and it reminded me of a stiff collar from the days of Shakespeare.  A first attempt, it didn't go quite as expected, as you can see in the image, the seam is very much wonky.  Then I tried the "Masculine Tie":

Notice the sleeping head with the chin resting on the paws.  This is the ideal position for a kitty model.  This way, they can't scratch you when you repeatedly disgrace them with such rampant mockeries. :D

Next: Professional Button-Up.

A bit over-the-top?  Maybe.  But I was on a roll.  Presenting the Sailor PomPom Collar:

Awww.  No, I think he was actually a bit mad in this shot.  He was getting tired of wearing knit things around his neck.  But, alas, I am bigger than him.  I made another one like this in blue and brown, which was much cuter, but (and how this happened, don't ask me) I don't have an image of him wearing it!

The phase is now over, but my pussy does still every once in a while "deal" with wearing one of these creations.  Was I crazy?  Was I being catty? Pretty much.
Just ask the feline. ♥

Ami-what?

Amigurumi:

"The Japanese art of knitting or crocheting small stuffed animals and anthropomorphic creatures. The word is derived from a combination of the Japanese words ami, meaning crocheted or knitted, and nuigurumi, meaning "stuffed doll."

Or, in this case, a turtle:

Yep. ♥

Crocheted Rug

After spending almost a week camping at a historical resort, where I saw this cool rug, I was itching to try it myself.

However, I didn't have a crochet hook large enough, nor did I have any fabric strips, being that our family is getting ready to move, and most of our stuff is in storage.  Well, I come downstairs one day, and my brother Bub reveals this:

Yes.  A maple crochet hook that he whittled (with a bit of help from my dad and his buddy) himself.  Whoo Hoo!  Happy Dance!

Of course, I was now itchy to get fabric to rip into strips, so dear Dad brought me to the local thrift store to buy me a sheet or two.  I commenced, and continued until I ran out of strips.  So, right now, it looks like a placemat:

I can't wait to keep going, and to see how big I can get the rug.  But, for now, with school starting back up, it's an imaginary place mat. ♥

Natural Dyeing with Black Chokeberries (Aronia)

The other day, our family went walking to a Chicago Park District Boat Landing on the Chicago River.  We found bushes and bushes of these:

The Black Chokeberry, or Aronia, turns black in the fall, when it becomes ripe.  We picked some not knowing what they were, or when they became ripe.  As it turned out, they weren't quite ripe.  So, after making Aronia Syrup, (trying to make) Aronia Jelly, and many smoothies with Aronia berries (which are very high in anti-oxidants) we decided to attempt another use--dyeing with them.

First, you want to simmer the fiber (cottons, silks, or wools) in a 1 to 16 parts salt and water solution for an hour.
Meanwhile, I would simmer your berries in water (1 part berry to 2 parts water) for about an hour, as well.  When the fiber is ready, drain and rinse it.  When the berries are done, strain them out, and keep the syrupy stuff (the dye) simmering.  Then, put the fiber into the dye:

Simmer in the dye for anywhere between 30 minutes and a few hours.  I chose to dye it for only 30 minutes, but depending on what color you want, you can do it for less or more.
After it is done simmering in the dye bath pull it out with tongs (so your fingers don't look like those of an alien). The color it looks like now, in the case of the Aronia berries, raspberry red, is not what it will look like after you have rinsed it until the water runs clear.

To dry it, I hung it over our shower rod in such a way where the yarn wasn't crossing itself.  When it was dry, I wrapped it around a cardboard tube:

It was a lot of fun, and a learning experience.  If you are interested in dyeing naturally, this website might be a huge help to you: PioneerThinking.com. ♥