"With subtle hostility in an effort to annoy."
Over the last few years, I've learned to LOVE to knit. I learned to knit when I was very small, but never enjoyed it until recently. I kind of go through stages, knitting different things in large numbers at different times, and last year, it was the:
See-How-Many-Silly-Cat-Collars-You-Can-Get-Your-Patient-Kitty-To-Wear year.
Yep, I turned out some interesting ones. Like the "Shakespeare Collar".
Looking at it from the front, it was poofy-like, and it reminded me of a stiff collar from the days of Shakespeare. A first attempt, it didn't go quite as expected, as you can see in the image, the seam is very much wonky. Then I tried the "Masculine Tie":
Notice the sleeping head with the chin resting on the paws. This is the ideal position for a kitty model. This way, they can't scratch you when you repeatedly disgrace them with such rampant mockeries. :D
Next: Professional Button-Up.
Awww. No, I think he was actually a bit mad in this shot. He was getting tired of wearing knit things around his neck. But, alas, I am bigger than him. I made another one like this in blue and brown, which was much cuter, but (and how this happened, don't ask me) I don't have an image of him wearing it!
The phase is now over, but my pussy does still every once in a while "deal" with wearing one of these creations. Was I crazy? Was I being catty? Pretty much.
Just ask the feline. ♥
Just ask the feline. ♥
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